what a "ritual" sms

I think i should use a more appropriate vocab-Prank.

I set a "prank" via sms to my friend in Singapore..

You know leh..the "He" that i mentioned in the last 2 entry.

Ok this is how it started:

I sms-ed him during Saturday.. That night i can't sleep so i asked for solution.

But NO RESPONSE..

he hardly treated me like this..Then i guess he must be outstation as no sending report received.

2days later..

He replied me when he landed in immigration when he received my sms.

"My dear, i am sorry. I am in KL. Why?Is there any thing i could help?"

"Too late..My ritual performance doctor has neglected my existence..sob sob.."

15 minutes later-He suffered from the common disease of sms slower disorder

"No...always be there for you..Lately, i have a lot of wedding dinner to attend "

Upon waiting for his reply, i am chatting in MSN with my buddy in Singapore.
Mel: can you help me?
Miki: what?
Mel: i wan you to sms this guy.
Miki: content?
Mel: content: I am stressful because you didn't reply my sms. If in the future, i got married will you attend?
Miki: number?
MIki: send!

15 mins later - His symptom really annoying sometimes

He: hey, i don't even know you!why should i attend you when you are stressful and on your wedding day as well?

Me and Miki: burst out laughter in different sphere of this planet..hahah...

In the meantime, in order to confuse him even more psychic-ally. I asked my sister to send another sms:

"Hey why you scolded me like that..i am just concern abt you. It's k if you don attend my wedding, but now u must c me. Now u c me, now u don!"

Oh ya, he has my sister number saved in his phone, so this number he is familiar but not Miki's number. Still he was puzzled of the content.

"Welcome to Singapore. I don tin you are stressful, since you can hop from Pg to Sin. What kind of job you are doing?shopping queen?!!"

Miki at this time reviewed the whole story to him..

In return of SMS from him to my cell phone (finally)
"you are so playful!!you really got me!i tot you were in Sin. You are not sick, you are making me sick!!"

Haha..i have a great laugh!!